Do salmon "wet their pants" going upstream?

This is a frequently asked question that I know many are trying to solve.

My friend Lyndon and I have been in the back country trying out hardest to figure out this unique question. As our hypothesis goes...they do. But in a world where is it washed awash at the same time the "tinkle" occurs, it takes Ph. Ds to perform high level experiments on this tricky matter.

We have created a stable mviroment where there is a bucket at the bottom creating a pool. After forcing the salmon to jump up the stream, we tested the water and it has come out POSITIVE for pee pee.

To further our study we are working on a science journal and creating a program for scientific children to enter into. We are hoping for the Nobel Prize coming soon and are practically garenteed to win. It is basically a sure thing.

For the safty of our world, no salmon were harmed in this experiment.

*This blog is written in honor if Lyndon Unger!*

(And also, for anybody that thinks I am actucally loosing my mind...it's ok, I'm not. This is just a fab inside joke...and unfortunately...you are on the outside. Unless you are really lucky you might get brought into the inside. yeah)

Worship Songs? psh. Doesn't Mean a Thing

Gleeful birsts of yelping linger in the air from 500 student as first notes of "Blessed Be the Name" echo in the auditorium and the words appear on the screen. They sway with the tune and shout when necessary.

"...when I'm found in the desert place, though I walk through the wilderness...blessed be Your Name..."

What does this mean to them?

A) They are allowed to disobey the third law of God. (Exodus 20:7 ESV, You shall not take the LORD your God in vain, for the LORD will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain.
* People know the ten commandments but I don't think the second part of this verse is very clear...or they just must not fear the LORD's rath.


B) Even though they protest they will remain firm in Him, a difficult situation arises and what do you know... they cry to themselves asking there human friends for advice. "Why does God have to do this to me?" they ask and don't let it be a situation to learn from.

C) No matter what happens in life...if your friend does wrong to you....too bad for them. Our culture thinks the way to let something off your back is not to give it up to God or even let it "drip off of you like a duck." The best way must be to spread it around through the circles of friends and let everybody know...so that it isn't just on your back any longer.
* Or at least...that is the solution everybody turns to.

In a chapel service or when you hear a song on the radio...think about what you are saying. Don't be announcing promises that will be broken within the next 15 minutes.

Finely Tuned Computer Skills

Has anybody noticed that Yahoo has moved the "sign out" button!?

It is messing with the minds of Yahoo users nation wide. Before, we were able to sign out and close the window in one swift, quick movement. And now, we must move from the left hand side of the screen over to the right side to close the window.

Added on to our misfortunes it is a small button so you must have finely tuned mouse handling skills to hit the target.

Rise up, O distraught people, we must conquer this!

*If interested we are creating a group and possibly writing a complaint letter to see if we can switch back. If not, consider changing you email accout!


Blog dedicated to Yen and Em

Zenifoo

Jennifer Noelle Hibst.

This perfectly lovely young lady is my sister. She is four years older than I am and I love her more than all the bright colors of this world (if you know me...I love color!) She is my snuggle-bumpkin!

Many people think we are very much alike and other comment on how sitting by us is like "sitting between people poking each other durning church"...don't ask what that means because I don't know myself. Well, because my blog was lacking in the current postings I thought I must dedicate one to Jen. So here it is my dearest...and now and ode to you:

Jenninfer, O Jennifer
How snuggly you are,
You capture hearts from afar.

Jennifer, O Jennifer
You are my dearest flower,
Your love flows like a shower.

Jennifer, O Jennifer
I will make a cake for you,
And if I don't, I am sure to be blue.

Ok that's it...10-4 good buddy!

The Difficulty of Blogging

This is my second blog.
I originally had one that I was quite proud of but forgot my password and couldn't be sent to my e-mail! So here is this spanky new blog. I almost feel a pang of saddness for my last blog because I am sure nobody will look at it, and will never be visited again...poor thing.

*I promise I will remember all your information, dear new blog, because I have written it down this time. But I must now depart form thee, for I must escape to my chambers where a young maiden will flutter off to dream-land! Fare thee well, dearest!*